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“Oh I just love working on the farm! Ever since I was a young girl I was so jealous of the cows, getting milked all the time… God must have answered my prayers, because now I have 2 huge milky udders to milk any time I want!”

Oh, I just realised the problem… jesus FUCK i want to hug whichever asshole wrote this question How the fuck do you answer that. You have officially won the troll olympics. oh my god

first previews of new godsgirls set, I need to name it something Sagan-esque. answers on a postcard please. I have my mouth open a lot and I am naked all the way through because I couldn’t find appropriate “space clothes”

My head hurts. Where am I?Have I always been blonde? My god. Have I always been this hot?Who are you? What have you done to me? Why won’t you answer? I want to go home!The room is spinning. Seriously, what have you done to me?Y- you changed my body

verticulars: I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

chanduril: I need to talk about this screen of death Failing it to get Ren’s bad end is just the worst. First you have the really simple ones like ‘Clara annoys Ren’ or ‘His collar has a star’, but you answer them wrong and with every one

beyonceknowless:Moses, hear what I say. I have been a slave all my life. And God has never answered my prayers until now. God saved you from the river, He saved you in all your wanderings, and even now, He saves you from the wrath of Pharaoh. God will

verticulars: I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

official-mugi: shitpost-senpai: konekotheloli: shitpost-senpai: This tomoko cosplayer is so flawless, and i have no clue what the source is. her instagram is tsuruko oh god she’s the “I showed you my dick now answer me” chick she a cute

verticulars: I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

verticulars: I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

verticulars: I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

…is this real life right now?

verticulars: I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

epaulettes: wildlyannoyingdoofus: These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard: 1. “Okay, and who’s the president?” “Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…”

verticulars: I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

Mathilde and Sophie met at the corner store and started talking.“So, have you done a special project with Mr. Crude yet?” asked Sophie.“Oh. My. God – yes! I earned my ‘A’ and believe it or not, I loved it!” answered Mathilde.“Oh,

I feel like my doctors have just given up on trying to find out what’s going on with me just because the answer isn’t right in front of them. I want to die, I’m in so much pain every god damn day & no one is doing a damn thing to help me. I

verticulars: I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

verticulars: I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

verticulars: I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

verticulars: I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

zalad: westindianheaux: chickychung: king-emare: zumainthyfuture: thesinwhisperer: Oh my god Oh hell nah What is the circumstance for this to happen? I have more questions than answers. Al arabz be like. Who the hell has a leopard in their

verticulars: I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

verticulars: I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

verticulars: I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

verticulars: I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

I’d like to think that they tried to form Garnet often but couldn’t quite get it because they needed to work on some of the problems surrounding their situationBut don’t worry, They’ll get through them together and have their happy ending :3

antleredfox: So I got The Answer and signed by Rebecca Sugar My fiancé and I decided to have it dedicated to our future children Please be whoever you are

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